Top 14 Slang Terms for the Large Hadron Collider

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14. Lesbian Hotties Collider

13. Large Letdown Creator

12. Shitty pop-science article producer

11. Boom chute

10. Quark queefer

9. Cosmoraper

8. LHC--straight up, no chaser

7. Just another fucking particle accelerator

6. Merkin Muffley

5. Lake Huron Coriander

4. Fucker of Worlds

3. Sheela Na-gig

2. Y2K8

1. Large Hardon Collider