Showing posts with label gchat. Show all posts
Showing posts with label gchat. Show all posts

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Top 12 Similarities Between Adrian Peterson and Me

Back in September, Rob wrote a neat little list about why he and BJ Novak should be good friends. This list stemmed from a frank g-chat conversation about our man-crushes. Though originally my list had been limited to Paul Rudd and Donald Barthelme, I must be honest with myself and include Adrian Peterson, starting running back for the Minnesota Vikings, as well. While I'm not so presumptuous as to suggest that AP and I should be best friends (since he's all the times busy carrying the Minnesota Vikings on his back), I think it is important to point out the following similarities!

12. Adrian Peterson and I are both 23.

We're off to a great start!

11. Adrian Peterson's last name is Peterson.

My name is Peter and I am someone's son!

10. Adrian Peterson left college after his junior year.

I could have graduated in three also, but I was too lazy to fit in Music Hum.

9. In college, Adrian Peterson was a runner-up for the Heisman Trophy.

In high school, I was a runner-up for the Outstanding Senior Award. Though Adrian Peterson no longer holds a grudge, my venomous rage is still brewing after all these years.

8. Once, Mel Kiper Jr. said of Adrian Peterson: "You can make the argument, [Peterson] is the best player in this draft, if not, certainly one of the top three."

Once, Mel Kiper Jr. said of me: "Oh no, [that kid] is knocking at my door again--I bet he wants to see my Big Board."

7. After being drafted, Adrian Peterson said, "I want to be the best player to ever play this game."

As a lifelong Vikings fan, I have to agree--I want him to be the best player, too.

6. Eight games into his career, Adrian Peterson set the NFL record for most rushing yards in a single game, with 296.

Eight days into my career, I'd set the lab record for high fives.

5. Adrian Peterson wears an Adrian Peterson jersey EVERY Sunday.

Earlier this year, I bought an Adrian Peterson jersey. I wear it most Sundays.

4. Adrian Peterson has rushed for 1,015 yards so far this year.

I am all the times rushing everywhere. There's so much to do!

3. Adrian Peterson's nickname is All Day, though he is sometimes called The Purple Jesus.

My nickname is Pete, though I am sometimes called Petey. Adrian Peterson and I both have nicknames.

2. Last week, Adrian Peterson scored the game winning touchdown against the Packers.

I've scored many game-winning touchdowns in no-holds-barred, trick-play-laden, snow-means-we-can-play-tackle sandlot football games.

1. Here is a picture of Adrian Peterson.

Here is a picture of me.

Monday, September 15, 2008

Top 5 Moments in a GChat between Peter and Me This Afternoon

Did you know that the "correct" term isn't actually GChat, but "Google Talk"?  Weird.  Anyway, I hope this blog never descends entirely into me just posting chatlogs, but these are funny.


Peter: so some dude from spec blogs likes us apparently...
me: hehe
its armin rosen
Peter: right, right
who is that
me: some dude


4. On Death Year

Peter: richard wright of Pink Floyd died
me: no way
whats this like death week huh
Peter: seerz
dude, this is death year.
me: carlin
russert
ledger
Peter: isaac hayes
bernie mac
bo diddley
me: awshit
yeah
i got the white ones though

3. On Death Year (cont.)

Peter: word
sydney pollack too
roy scheider
bobby fischer
arthur c clarke
me: arthur c clark died?????
Peter: yeah, back in march or so
alexander solzhenitsyn
me: boosh didnt know that
Peter: yeh
me: now you're just looking at the wikipedia deaths in 2008
Peter: haha. yeh.
although i spelled it right without looking!!!

2. On the Seinfeld Campus Tour

Peter: that's fucking retarded
me: i wanted to go to it :(
but the new york tour date has come and gone
Peter: it sounds so weeeeeeird
why is there so much candy involved?
me: becuase you will be lured onto a bus w/candy
and raped by decade nostalgia
Peter: decade nostalgia rape is my bread and butter
me: your sandwiches taste like vh1
also you make sandwiches out of bread and butter?
this may have been a poor assumption on my part

1. On Self-Referentiality

me: i might just excerpt this gchat later for a list
this has some gems
Peter: such as?