Top 20 Worst Urban Dictionary Definitions

So, the other day, when I was submitting the correct definition of "meatbone" to Urban Dictionary (argggggh why haven't they added it yet??? I will continue to downvote the other stupid definitions at every chance I get until mine gets on there), I stumbled upon a truly wonderful game.

Urbandictionary.com, if you are unfamiliar with it, is a website where people submit definitions to slang terms or neologisms, and others vote on what the best definitions for those terms are.  The game that I discovered involves looking up a relatively common slang term--even better if it's sexual--and going to the very last page or two of entries for it, that is, the ones that have been voted as the worst by other users.  The results are astonishing.  Let me present to you, the most inaccurate and/or incoherent definitions of common slang on Urban Dictionary, complete with the real example sentence.  (All swearing, typos, and sexism/racism have been left intact.  Also, please fill free to join the game by submitting some terrible definitions in the comments.)

20. schlong

A very feminine woman.

She is such a schlong lady.

19. pimp

a newport cigarette

do you have a pimp?

18. skeet

Perjoratively used to refer to something of a small size.

That dress is extra skeet!

17. cock

Slang term for vagina used commonly in the Southern States.

That stripper's got a fat-ass cock.

16. badonkadonk

The males genital parts.

He go thit in his badonkadonk

15. chode

A pubic hair.

You ought to shave your chodes dude.

14. fingerbang

The act of forming a gun with ones hand, with the index and sometimes also middle finger as the barrel, and pretending to shoot at someone.  Sometimes one exclaims a "BAM!" or "Bam-eti-bam!" at the same time, indicating that one has "bammed" (i.e. beated or mastered in some way" the person being fingerbanged.

Ha, I won!  Bam-eti-bam! *fingerbangs*

13. knob

Someone requiring complete custodial care.

"You're such a knob!!"

12. pwned

meaning pimiping women, nigguh, especially divas

dayummm i was totally pwned last night

11. butterface

Someone who rubs their face and lick duckbutter

man that guy had a butterface

10. doofus

a very cute boy who is amazing in every way

milo is a doofus and i love him

9. camel toe

When a guy's junk is hanging out of his shorts.  Esp. at the beach when it gets all sandy and funky.

OMG, your dad totally has a camel toe.  No, no, don't look.

8. circle jerk

there are many definitions of circle jerk, but one of the unknown ones is that a circle jerk is a man who finds a group of lesbians at a party or club, and watches them freak, and then the guy jacks off and gets horny. (my friend told me about this one.)

i dont know wut to write for an example...lol

7. clusterfuck

A bunch of assclowns running around disorderly, stepping on each others heads as they gather to the fuck-hall in which they engage in a humongous group-sex orgy.

1. The UN is a big clusterfuck

2. Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry is just a clusterfuck.

6. bearded clam

fish scented dental floss

Stay away from the bearded clam.

5. grundle

the male penis (dick, pizzle, shlong, ect.)

You got a hell of a grundle man.

4. shitfaced

when you get so f*cked up that you shit on the ground and pass out in it, then you wake up and its on your face

After passing out in her brother bathroom, Christy Cosmo woke up shitfaced.

3. cumshot

hot sauce that comes out of a man/woman's genatillia

2. fanny

1. mexican smugaling titty licking rectum munching asian driver who complains that the world is going to shambles and it's being cotrolled by assholes when really he are an asshole causee you drive like shit AND he'd fucking dumb because china is the one who is taking over world.

a.k.a.

2.ignorant slut

FUCKIN FUCK IT'S FANNY. *runs*

1. bastard

a pile of sticks

Top 25 Meatbones

PARMLOT delivers on a promise!  It's a list of top 25 meatbones!

For the uninitiated, a "meatbone" is defined as:

meat-bone

(n.)

A basically plausible image, event, or plot point that is much  more prevalent in fiction than it is in real life.  Often, but not always used to refer to a cartoony visual image.

I have recently submitted that definition of a meatbone (which apparently people think is a penis, IT IS NOT!!!) to Urban Dictionary.  My definition is probably on there by the time you're reading this, so please, click that link, vote it up, and we can all let the world know what a meatbone truly is.

And now, the examples!

25. Two people are completely unable to recognize each other at a masquerade ball despite the fact that their only disguises are tiny little half-masks.

24. A class title ends in "101"

23. A child licks his or her ice cream, which causes it to accidentally fall off the cone, and the child starts crying

22. A dog chases a cat

21. A cat chases a mouse

20. A mouse scares an elephant

19. A mouse steals some cheese

18. A cat watches a fish swim back and forth in a fishbowl

17. A man's wife is cheating on him with the pool boy

16. A person hides behind a newspaper or book while people searching for him/her run past, then he/she brings down the newspaper and runs in the opposite direction

15. A cat is stuck in a tree, especially if firefighters have to get it out instead of doing something more important

14. A worm crawls out of an apple

13. A fish skeleton is seen fully intact

12. A woman sings so high that glass shatters

11. A person slips on a banana peel

10. A prisoner wears a black-and-white striped uniform, especially if the prisoner has escaped from jail, robbed a bank, and now holds a bag of money with a large dollar sign on it

9. A young man spies an attractive woman changing from his apartment window, especially if he calls his friends over to watch her

8. A man or woman runs to stop his or her lover from getting on a plane

7. Parents have a serious relationship fight while their kid listens on the stairs

6. Something bad happens on a live television show, and the producers say it'll be good for the ratings

5. People discuss last night's television shows around a water cooler

4. An alarm clock has a bell on it, especially if the alarm goes off and the clock vibrates itself off a nightstand

3. A man eats a large hunk of nondescript meat, holding its bone as a handle

Note: this is the meatbone from whence the term "meatbone" is derived.  Credit to Tobin Mitnick.

2. A plumber's butt cheeks slip out while he is working on a sink

1. A cop eats a donut

In order to help spread this wonderful term, we invite you, the reader, to come up with your own meatbones and post them here!  Perhaps we will have a future list of our favorite guest-submitted meatbones!