Top 16 GChat Profile Photo Types (and What They Say About You!)

16. You with your hot friends

You’re probably pretty normal, and also pretty pretty.

15. You with your ugly friends

You know what you’re doing… you know exactly what you’re doing.

14. You as a baby

You had a great childhood! Too bad things have gone downhill…

13. A different baby

Your childhood was fine, but more importantly, you steal babies!

12. You, “Yes We Can” poster style

You supported Barack Obama last November and are therefore 1/1,000,000,000th president.

11. A landscape

You love nature... and are maybe a little insecure? It's okay! We here at PaRMLoT love you, at least.

10. You drinking

You are the coolest person on the internets and can always be counted on to be having fun at any given instant, ever. Also, your liver is the size of a friggin’ suitcase.

9. A cartoon character

You are the second coolest person on the internets and can usually be counted upon to be patrolling the seas on a giant seahorse at any given instant, ever.

8. A picture of yourself taken by you, digital camera

You have no friends.

7. A picture of yourself taken by you, laptop

You have no friends or arms.

6. You slightly out of frame

You’re always on the move! Watch out, Governor! I’m comin’ up behind you!

5. You mostly out of frame

You are positively hideous.

4. A cute, little animal

You have never once murdered an animal. (Possibly because you are one.)

3. You, kinda blurry

You cannot be photographed! The result would be too perfect, too beautiful… it would burn the eyes and soul of anyone who looked upon it! Your visage is the samizdat!

2. You, glamour shot

Really?

1. No picture

You’re normal.