6. Pretty standard-issue bad, until 2:10, then the rest is amazing
5. American Idol is uniquely good at finding the worst people at everything...INCLUDING THEIR WINNERS!! ZING!!!
4. Roseanne. Just...Roseanne
3. This one's funnier for what happens than it is a truly heinous piece of singing...but it's still great
2. Within fifty years, this National Anthem will have somehow started an entire artistic movement (sorry about the jump cuts)
1. But the best of all is Carl Lewis. Two clips, because neither of them contain the entire thing: