Top 14 Pictures of Otters (With Vulgar, Incendiary Captions That I Wrote)

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14. 

"Psst, get a load of this jag-off with the camera."

13.

"Go fuck yourself."

12.

"I am an OTTER, not a fucking BABY!"

11.

"AAAAGH, YOU'RE ALL BASTARDS!"

10.

"It's 7 AM, I'm hungover as fuck, what could you possibly want with me."

9.

"Oh, you think you're so fucking clever..."

8.

"I was just born--are you fucking starting with me already?"

7.

"RRRRGHHHIFUCKINGHATEYOU!

6.

"Get used to it. This never fucking ends."

5.

"Go fuck yourself."

4. 

"That's it, I fucking give up..."

3.

"I will literally tear the face off your face."

2.

"Seriously, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!"

1. 

"Go fuck yourself."