Monday, June 8, 2009

Top 14 Pictures of Otters (With Vulgar, Incendiary Captions That I Wrote)

I am a fan of the internet. I am also a fan of multiplication. This is what happens when you multiply this by this, to the power of this.

14. 
"Psst, get a load of this jag-off with the camera."

13.
"Go fuck yourself."

12.
"I am an OTTER, not a fucking BABY!"

11.
"AAAAGH, YOU'RE ALL BASTARDS!"

10.
"It's 7 AM, I'm hungover as fuck, what could you possibly want with me."

9.
"Oh, you think you're so fucking clever..."

8.
"I was just born--are you fucking starting with me already?"

7.
"RRRRGHHHIFUCKINGHATEYOU!

6.
"Get used to it. This never fucking ends."

5.
"Go fuck yourself."

4. 
"That's it, I fucking give up..."

3.
"I will literally tear the face off your face."

2.
"Seriously, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!"

1. 
"Go fuck yourself."

1 comment:

Lakshmi said...

8-10 made me cry.