Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Top 124 Sorta-Racist Questions People Are Asking on the Internet

A friend discovered this recently, so I can't take the credit for it, but it sure is a fun game.  Go to www.google.com (the actual main site), and type in "Why do ____"--filling in the blank with whatever nationality or ethnicity pleases you.  Google will be nice enough to provide you with a list of suggested searches--the most common questions asked of the internet about the group of people you picked.  It's like a trip inside the collective racist unconscious.  And boy, is it wacky!

We'll kick it off with the least likely to offend and go downhill from there.

124-115. Why do American...

Why do Americans drive on the right side of the road?
Why do Americans celebrate Thanksgiving?
Why do Americans work so much more than Europeans?
Why do Americans call football soccer?
Why do Americans act like that?
Why do Americans speak English?
Why do Americans drive on the right?
Why do Americans?
Why do Americans work more than Europeans?
Why do Americans eat fast food?

114-105. Why do white...

Why do white people smell like wet dogs?
Why do white women like black men?
Why do white guys like Asian girls?
Why do white men like black women?
Why do white people rule the world?
Why do white women love black men?
Why do white men like Asian women?
Why do white girls date black guys?
Why do white people tan?
Why do white women want black men?

104-101. Why do French...

Why do French people smell?
Why do French fries taste so good?
Why do French women not get fat?
Why do French people stink?

100-91. Why do British...

Why do British people have bad teeth?
Why do British drive on the left?
Why do British lawyers wear wigs?
Why do British people have such bad teeth?
Why do British people say bloody?
Why do British drive on the left side?
Why do British people have crooked teeth?
Why do British people say zed?
Why do British people?
Why do British people say Happy Christmas?

90-81. Why do German...

Why do Germans like David Hasselhoff?
Why do Germans love David Hasselhoff?
Why do German shepherds whine?
Why do German shepherds howl?
Why do German women like black men?
Why do German women love black men?
Why do German beer steins have lids?
Why do Germans celebrate Oktoberfest?
Why do Germans call New Year Sylvester?
Why do Germans hide a pickle in the Christmas tree?

80-75. Why do Russian...

Why do Russians drink vodka?
Why do Russian women want American men?
Why do Russians celebrate Christmas?
Why do Russians look Asian?
Why do Russian women want to leave Russia?
Why do Russians like vodka?

74-65. Why do Asian...

Why do Asians have slanted eyes?
Why do Asian girls like white guys?
Why do Asians turn red when they drink?
Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
Why do Asians look the same?
Why do Asians have flat faces?
Why do Asians have different eyes?
Why do Asians have slanted eyes?
Why do Asians have slanty eyes?
Why do Asians wear surgical masks?

64-55. Why do Chinese...

Why do Chinese have slanted eyes?
Why do Chinese people have small eyes?
Why do Chinese people celebrate Chinese New Year?
Why do Chinese use chopsticks?
Why do Chinese eat dogs?
Why do Chinese people smell?
Why do Chinese celebrate Chinese New Year?
Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men?
Why do Chinese women stay so thin?
Why do Chinese people have bad breath?

54-45. Why do Japanese...

Why do Japanese hunt whales?
Why do Japanese wear masks?
Why do Japanese have bad teeth?
Why do Japanese people have bad teeth?
Why do Japanese live longer?
Why do Japanese live so long?
Why do Japanese bow?
Why do Japanese people wear face masks?
Why do Japanese have slanted eyes?
Why do Japanese girls have bad teeth?

44-37. Why do Korean...

Why do Koreans say fighting?
Why do Koreans use metal chopsticks?
Why do Koreans love Starcraft?
Why do Koreans eat dog?
Why do Koreans have big heads?
Why do Koreans have good skin?
Why do Koreans bow?
Why do Koreans have small eyes?

36-31. Why do Latino...

Why do Latinos immigrate to the United States?
Why do Latinos join gangs?
Why do Latino men cheat?
Why do Latino immigrants come to America?
Why do Latinos drop out of school?

40-31. Why do Mexican...

Why do Mexicans come to America?
Why do Mexicans have so many kids?
Why do Mexican jumping beans jump?
Why do Mexicans speak Spanish?
Why do Mexicans?
Why do Mexicans come to the United States?
Why do Mexicans stare?
Why do Mexicans park their cars on the front lawn?
Why do Mexicans leave Mexico?
Why do Mexicans immigrate?

30-21. Why do black...

Why do black people have big lips?
Why do black men like white women?
Why do black people say aks?
Why do black women have big bums?
Why do black guys like white girls?
Why do black men love white women?
Why do black people have nappy hair?
Why do black people like watermelon?
Why do black people have white palms?
Why do black men like fat women?

20-11. Why do Indian...

Why do Indians smell?
Why do Indians smell bad?
Why do Indians stink?
Why do Indian people smell?
Why do Indians have red dots?
Why do Indians eat with their hands?
Why do Indians wear turbans?
Why do Indians smell like curry?
Why do Indians have dots on their heads?
Why do Indian people stink?

10-1. Why do Arab...

Why do Arabs smell bad?
Why do Arabs and Jews fight?
Why do Arabs throw shoes?
Why do Arabs throw rocks?
Why do Arabs wear turbans?
Why do Arab women wear veils?
Why do Arabs lose wars?
Why do Arabs smell?
Why do Arabs have big noses?
Why do Arabs and Israelis fight?

WELL, if there's anything I've learned from all this, it's that no matter what race or nationality you are, someone thinks you smell!

13 comments:

Zacery Nova said...

Amusing..!

Dr. O said...

ZZZZZZZ... Lame.

Lakshmi said...

Why do Indians smell? Because of curry.
Why do Indians smell bad? Because of curry.
Why do Indians stink? Because of curry.
Why do Indian people smell? Because of curry.
Why do Indians have red dots? Because a little bit of curry splashed onto their foreheads.
Why do Indians eat with their hands? So that their hands will smell like curry for the rest of the day.
Why do Indians wear turbans? To hide buckets of curry.
Why do Indians smell like curry? Because of curry.
Why do Indians have dots on their heads? Because a little bit of curry splashed onto their foreheads.
Why do Indian people stink? Because of curry.

Anonymous said...

this is really racist...not all people are like that. especially what you said about asians (including indians)

Anonymous said...

Asians do not have "flat" faces, Most are not flat, some are, but most caucasians are flatter faced and straight - no progranthism. The wide, potruding mandibles of asians, just give an illusion of flat face.

And I agree, Indians who cook with their spices smell sooo bad, I had to plug my nose and stop myself from vomiting when one opened their home door, the smell was sooo ATROCIOUS! What is that SHIT that they eat? It should be BANNED!

Anonymous said...

Chinks DO have bad breath. It's all those beetle burgers, cockroach casseroles and other "exotic" things they seem to think is ok to stuff down their throats. But then you can usually tell the uncivilized and barbaric by the horrific things they consider as acceptable for eating.

Anonymous said...

Please don't talk about if know nothing about....Have you ever been to India to comment about your food...Did ever eat their food in the first place. If our food was so bad then there wouldn't have been so many Indian restaurants all over the world...If you ever go to an Indian restaurant outside Indian you will find more people from other countries as cutomers than Indians....First learn about a culture and then comment on it...Don't talk when you know only half the things,,,,

Anonymous said...

the reason why indians smell bad is because they only take a bath once a week and they wash their clothes every month or worst, every two months! im saying this because i have indian officemates and this info was from them.. and to be honest it is so frustrating because the smell is really, really bad! imagine working with indians around you! and another thing, thay are very proud and arrogant people! just a piece of advice, take a bath and brush your teeth first before anything else! peace!

Anonymous said...

Why are Mexicans in a separate list when u also mention latinos? And how ignorant can u b to ask why they speak spanish? The whole country was New Spain and the majority of the people in the country is of Spanish descent.

Anonymous said...

Seriously? these are the questions that consume your time daily? You are a special kind of idiot. To you, who posted this racial blog, and to those who have gone further and left racial comments, Lakshmi and the Anonymous person who used the word "Chink" for example, please get an education. If not an acedemic one, a social one then. Your comments are racial, sterotypical and very discriminatory. These racial comments, and this blog, are typical of people whom out of fear of the unkown, ridicule what they cannot even begin to understand. Your comprehension of the known world around you is greatly distorted. Again, please aquire some form of education....soon. Your ignorance will only serve you so long morons.

Anonymous said...

This is soooo racist! :|

Anonymous said...

I love that all these numpties complaining think the guys who made the site are actually asking these questions. It says right up at the beginning they got them from google, look,... Right up there at the top. Lol

Anonymous said...

They didn't say Black people stink. Because they are always cleaning up so they are clean.