Top 9 Videos From the Wisest Man On the Internets

A few days ago, Rob changed my life. He introduced me to "edarem". Edarem is the username of some sort of demon-wizard-sage-prophet living in a basement somewhere, sending out truths into the ether via his computer. Also, it should be noted that Michael Marlin was responsible for letting Rob know about this guy in the first place. (OBVIOUSLY.)

Prepare.

Prepare.

It is too late. Nothing can prepare you.

9. "You Always Hurt the One You Love"

I'm gonna level with you. I used to listen to this song a LOT as a kid. And by kid, I mean, where the hell is my Spike Jonze CD.

8. "Don't Throw Those Mini Blinds Away!"

This is your regular, run-of-the-mill cowboy-song-lip-synching, until he starts playing the old "How much plastic can I stick between my teeth?" game.

7. "NUCLEAR - How To Pronounce It"

Notably, this is the only video he made wearing that ridiculous wig.

6. "The Way Some People Talk..."

EDAREM, DID YOU MAKE UP THESE PEOPLE!?! IF SO, I DON'T CARE! I WANT YOU TO BE THE PASTOR AT MY WEDDING! AND THE MC AT THE AFTER-PARTY!

5. "Walker, Texas Ranger"

I bet he knitted that shirt.

4. "Backscratcher"

The twisted, bizarre, possibly nude side of edarem!

3. "English - A Very Difficult Language"

This man takes even the most tried-and-true, wakka-wakka observations and crafts them into poetry.

2. "Scrubs Theme Music"

Hehehe... he's so full of talent! It's not easy to get that second "I'm no Superman!" He's RIGHT, dammit!

1. "I Just Love 30 Rock"

This is the first one Rob showed me. It is purebred crystallized mad-genius, forged in the molten core of the sun, and slicked with the dew of the New Age's dawn. I watch this like, five times a day.