Click here to declare this the funniest video about farts and fart machines (which it is)! The correct vote is 10/10 in all categories.
Now, with the classy one out of the way...
1. Dan Trepanier Dressed Like the Stylish Sexy Man He Is
If you are currently wearing clothes, Dan is currently wearing better ones and looking nicer. If you are not currently wearing clothes, Dan is currently wearing better ones but not necessarily looking nicer because naked people are pretty hott. In either case, you dont have to change your current state of dress or undress to vote for him as Esquire's Best Dressed Man!