Sunday, May 10, 2009

Top 23 Other Baseball Metaphors For Sex

It is May and baseball season is in full effect! You know that old thing about baseball being a metaphor for sex? Y'know, first base is kissing, second base is heavy petting, etc... Well, it kind of falls apart once you get to the shortstop. But I got to thinking, what about other baseball terms? They must have some sort of sexual analog too, right? Now, I'm not saying that I came up with the definitions or anything, but... well... just think of the possibilities!

23. a ground rule double

22. getting caught in a run-down

21. a ball in the dirt

20. a pinch runner

19. a throwing error

18. getting hit by the pitch

17. bringing in a relief pitcher

16. seventh inning stretch

15. arguing balls and strikes with the umpire

14. rolling out the tarp during a rain delay 

13. fouling out

12. the mercy/slaughter rule

11. the infield fly rule

10. a fielder's choice

9. a sacrifice bunt

8. playing on astroturf

7. going into extra innings

6. a grounder through Billy Buckner's legs

5. a walk

4. a bases loaded walk

3. a bases loaded walk in the bottom of the ninth with the score tied

2. having sex on a baseball field

1. a balk

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