The Top 14 "[article] [adjective] [noun]" Movies that Don't Exist But I Would Like to See

Look, I'm not going so far as to say that somebody needs to make these movies just so I can see them.  I'm not nearly that self-important.  I'm just saying that I'll be first in line if and when they commence existence.

14. The Obvious Laundry

13. The Baleful Volunteer

12. The Candied Candy

11. The Courtly Spark

10. The Velvet Frog

9. A Civil Fraction

8. A Hispanic Premise

7. The Waylaid Boutonnière

6. The Convincing Artery

5. The Fluctuating Pantomime

4. An Inspired Swamp

3. The Saccharine Speculum

2. A Pandering Panda

1. The Loneliest Benvolio