Um, so I was going to do, like, a good list... but instead I read a lot about gang warfare on Wikipedia. Is there a truer sign of privilege? Anyway, I was doing that because I watched Gangs of New York the other day, a movie I defend beyond its own grave. Seriously. I would put myself through a What Dreams May Come-type scenario for that movie. Hell and back, babe. That scene with Day-Lewis draped in the American flag, waking Leo up after a crazy night of Cameron Diaz (PS: Who let YOU in this movie, period-piece-version-of-Andie-MacDowell?)... oh man. Chilling. Beautiful. "I never had a son," he says! That's how he intimates, "I feel like a father to you," he implies the symbolic relationship by pointing out the absence of the real thing!
Aaaaaaaah. Anyway, here are some fake gang names I made up. USE THEM! DON'T GET ARRESTED THOUGH! By the way, Dead Rabbits? Really? That's what you called yourselves, guys?
27. The Muckdogs
26. The Caps and Gowns
25. The Flying Squirrels
24. The Nasties
23. The Once and Future Kings
22. The Band-aid Boys
21. The Ragin’ Aged
20. The Blastocysts
19. The Blue Bastards
18. The Green Bastards
17. The Periwinkle Bastards
16. The Third-stringers
15. The DVR Heroes
14. The Fast Babies
13. The Etruscans
12. The Black Amish
11. The Sharkjets
10. The Jetsharks
9. The Beestings
8. The Backwards Dicks
7. The Robo-Gators
6. The Greek Jesters
5. The Sixth Avenue Existentialists
4. The Dutch Ticklers
3. The Bruces
2. The Winsome Charlies
3 comments:
Me likes the Backwards Dicks.
Me likes the Bruces. It makes me think of Robert the Bruce, which makes me think of Braveheart, the greatest gang movie of them all.
Colin, Braveheart is not a gang movie. Braveheart is a movie based on two Scottish heroes, Robert the Bruce and William Wallace. It is far from being a gang movie.
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