23. You applied to Mensa a second time, and were rejected.
22. You applied to Mensa a third time and were rejected, only to realize that you had been spelling Mensa "Applebee's"
21. You applied to Applebee's and were rejected.
20. You applied to Applebee's a second time and were rejected.
19. You applied to Applebee's.
18. You decided not to apply to Mensa because you believe they are a bunch of self-important pricks.
17. You applied to Mensa anyway, and were rejected.
16. You assumed you would get into Mensa because of your high score on an online IQ test.
15. You got a high score on an online IQ test.
14. You took an online IQ test.
13. You applied to Mensa a fourth time under a different name: "Applebee's," and you were rejected.
12. You applied to Applebee's a fifth time under a different name: "Mensa."
11. You applied to the Applebee's wing of Mensa.
10. You think Mensa has an Applebee's wing.
9. You applied to the Mensa wing of Applebee's.
8. You applied to the chicken wing of Applebee's.
7. You think that Applebee's has a chicken wing. Only one.
6. You applied to Mensa for a fifth time and received an acceptance letter to the "Fuck Off" club.
5. You were rejected from the "Fuck Off" club.
4. You applied to the "Fuck Off" club.
3. You applied to Mensa for a sixth time under a different name: "Fuck Off," and you received an acceptance letter to Applebee's.
2. You need a list to tell you if you do not belong in Mensa.
1. You applied to Mensa for a seventh time, and were rejected.
1 comment:
hahahah rob this just made me wrinkle my forehead and raise my eyebrow and i had to reread some of them sometimes, but it also made me laugh.
--jordy
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