Top 13 Things I Would Like to Attach to a Boomerang, Then Throw, in a World Where Anything Can Be Attached to a Boomerang and I Am Infinitely Strong

13. A coffee maker

12. A rack of lamb

11. A knife (when there are tons of bad guys around me in an oval/ellipse shape)

10. A first-run printing of Crime and Punishment

9. A semi-trailer

8. Every other bomerang in the world

7. Michael Phelps

6. The Empire State Building

5. The oceans

4. The cure for AIDS

3. Everything that is the color red

2. The moon

1. Love