Top 15 Petitions on PetitionOnline.com

PetitionOnline is a great resource for people who believe that having "Seymore Butts" sign their misspelled rant 1000 times is the best way to bring about social justice/DVD box sets.  It's also a great place for found art.

15. Tv.com is mean and dumb!

Welcome to the world of online petitions.

14. Urgent Action: Shooting in South Africa

Here is a test to see if you know what the word "urgent" means.  When something happens that requires urgent action, do you

1) call 911? OR

2) start an online petition?

13. BAN THE BEACH

JUST BAN IT

12. Bonsai kitten, Is shaping a cat ok? Is doing a hoax of one ok?

I have no idea what this is trying to say, but I totally support doing a hoax of a bonsai kitten.

11. Bring back the old blood elves

The new blood elves are just not cutting it.

10. Please Unban Jujubeans

Description: "The nick on hardwarezone "Jujubeans" was banned. We do not know what happen actually. As he is a very nice guy though scold excessive vulgarities, flaming other user etc, in heart he is a nice person"

9. White for a White History Month

Soon to come: Racists for a Racist History  Month

8. Delete Myspace

Yes.  That is how the internet works.  You can just delete things.

7. Fresh Prince All Night Every Night

Okay, some of these petitions are actually kind of awesome.

6. Atheist/Agnostic Section in Yahoo Chat

The section actually exists, they just don't believe in it.

5. Obama for President in 2008

I don't think these people have figured out the right way to vote.

4. Punish the Adulters!!!

At first, this petition seems funny because it's misspelled.  Then it seems funnier because it calls for the punishment of specific people.  Then it seems funniest because those people are professional wrestling characters.

3. Get My Girlfriend Back

Awwwwwwwwwwwww.

2. Please Keep My Mommy in Canada

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

1. Ban Online Petitions

Amen, sir.