15. I have a girlfriend.
14. I have a girlfriend.
13. Haha, seriously, I have a girlfriend.
12. I guess I could sort of understand why you wouldn't like Valentine's Day if you didn't have a girlfriend, or whatever, but I do.
11. Did you read that? I have a girlfriend.
10. A great part about Valentine's Day is having a girlfriend.
9. I might do something with my girlfriend later.
8. Since I have one.
7. I have a girlfriend.
6. Seriously, though, if you don't, do you really have to take it out on the rest of us happy people with your pointless bitching about how Valentine's Day is a Hallmark holiday and blah blah blah and it reminds you how you're sad and alone and blah blah blah shut up
5. I don't want to hear your crap because I have a girlfriend.