Top 11 Variations on "11:11, Make a Wish!"

11. 11:11, eat a fish.

It's lucky to say this when it's 11:11 and there are appetizing fish at your disposal.

10. 11:11, hey, where's Mitch?
It's lucky to say this when it's 11:11 and your friend Mitch has gone missing. Although not so lucky for Mitch. Sorry Mitch! (And if you're not dead, can you pick up a six-pack?)

9. 11:11, let's rent Hitch.

It's lucky to say this when it's 11:11 and you are the sort of person who wants to watch Hitch. (If you are this kind of person, I feel that luck doesn't apply to you. In a bad way.)

8. 11:11, Annabeth Gish.
It is lucky to say this when it's 11:11 and you have a deep, abiding love for Timothy Hutton's good, solid, 7-and-a-1/2 girlfriend from Beautiful Girls.

7. 11:11, are you rich?
This is lucky to say when it's 11:11 and you genuinely don't know if your friend is wealthy or not.

6. 11:11, do that dish!
This is lucky to say when it's 11:11 and there are uncleaned cutlery items in the sink. Being clean is a lifestyle choice, nerdos.

5. 11:11, Taylor Kitsch.
This is lucky to say when it's 11:11 and you want to give some props to the broody dude who portrays Tim Riggins on Friday Night Lights. Speaking of which, why is he not my best friend yet?

4. 11:11, learn to stitch.
This is lucky to say when it's 11:11 and your friend has yet to make good on their promise to learn to stitch. If you are also bleeding from a gaping head wound while saying this--forget it, brother... it's too late.

3. 11:11, shit--a witch!

This is lucky to say when it's 11:11 and all of a sudden you see a witch. But maybe it is not so lucky that your are in the presence of a witch? Why are you hanging out in a place where there are witches? Rethink your life, Mother Jefferson.

2. 11:11, you're a bitch.

This is lucky to say when it's 11:11 and Claire is being a total bitch. 

1. 11:11, find your niche.

This is lucky to say when it's 11:11 and you feel like inspiring Claire to make some big life decisions.