2. Wow, it looks really cleaned up.
3. Wow, those are some large televisions.
4. Wow, these are some nice drink specials for this opening.
5. Wow, that is a nice huge dance floor that will never be used for dancing because this bar plays Dave Matthews.
6. Wow, I didn't even think until now how terrible this bar's name is.
7. Wow, this is offensively neat and basically exactly what a bar shouldn't be.
8. Wow, I feel like this bar is trying to date rape me.
9. Wow, this is my new least favorite bar in the area. Let's go to Lionshead.