7. Silly Sundays
On this day I would write a silly list! Jesus this is not off to a good start.
6. Movie Mondays
On this day I would write a list about movies! I like movies because they are okay.
5. Tunesday
On this day I would write a list about music!!!! I like music a lot, and I hate shitty music, like the Red Hot Chili Peppers. The suckiest thing about the Red Hot Chili Peppers is how much they suck (a lot!!!!).
4. Woodrow Wilson Wednesday
On this day I would write a list about Millard Filmore.
3. Thee-vee Thursday
All of the lists on this day would be about Viagra.
2. Freegan Friday
On this day I would salvage a list from a dumpster and eat it (not post it).
1. Suck it Saturday
We don't write lists on Saturday. I wish it was Saturday.
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