Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Top 7 Days of the Week I Almost Gave Myself for this Blog

So, at one point in time, I was all, "Rob, you write too many lists that are pretty much the same shit of you just being angry about pop culture and calling it un-edgily 'offensive' things like 'lame' and 'gay' and 'retarded' you are pretty much five years old."  I thought maybe a solution to this was to set aside only certain days of the week for pop culture lists, forcing me to write actually inventive lists on the other days.  Then I realized that idea was lame, gay, and retarded.  But this is what MIGHT HAVE BEEN:

7. Silly Sundays

On this day I would write a silly list!  Jesus this is not off to a good start.

6. Movie Mondays

On this day I would write a list about movies!  I like movies because they are okay.

5. Tunesday

On this day I would write a list about music!!!!  I like music a lot, and I hate shitty music, like the Red Hot Chili Peppers.  The suckiest thing about the Red Hot Chili Peppers is how much they suck (a lot!!!!).

4. Woodrow Wilson Wednesday

On this day I would write a list about Millard Filmore.

3. Thee-vee Thursday

All of the lists on this day would be about Viagra.

2. Freegan Friday

On this day I would salvage a list from a dumpster and eat it (not post it).

1. Suck it Saturday

We don't write lists on Saturday.  I wish it was Saturday.

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