The 18 Sections of The Philospherz Posse Cut "Feel Good"

1. Intro

[Kant]

Yo yo

Shout out

Detroit

Brooklyn

Konigsburg

Word to my boy Hume

Rousseau

Montaigne

All the other Philosopherz

We lost in the struggle

Yo let's hit this shit

Philosopherz style

2. Verse 1

[Jeremy Bentham]

Wassup y'all it's your boy J. Bentham

Said some shit about utility and you know that I meant them

To all you ladies: I see you as equals

Let's make an adult film, and then make a sequel

Yo we could maximize our good for the greatest of numbers

And let the free market grow, totally unencumbered

3. Verse 2

[Adam Smith]

I'm Adam Smith, the biggest pimp in the land

I be smackin' that ass with my invisible hand

If value comes from work that you did to get some

Then bitches ain't shit cuz when I call you know they come

4. Verse 3

[Plato]

Yo Plato's flow be as low as it go

My ideas are high but I drop verse to the flo'

Gotta nice republic with a golden class

Mix some gold in with the po', too, to placate yo' ass

Now open up the cave, ho, the allegory here

Is the cave is your pussy and I think that's clear

5. Hook

[Epicurean Girls]

What's the point of all the thinkin' if it don't feel good?

Make the beat drop baby make it all feel good

Yeah the joint is poppin' don't it all feel good

Epicurus take me hooooooooome, baby

6. Verse 4

[Thomas Paine (note: not the same as T-Pain)]

Thomas Paine

Inside ya brain

Can't count the ladies

With whom I have lain

That's just the rights of man

Yeah I got that from Spence

Yo fuck King George

That's just Common Sense

7. Verse 5

[Thomas Hobbes]

Yo, big Tom Hobbes

Set it off like a fuse

The state of nature is war

And both sides are bound to lose

Doesn't life seem nasty, brutish and short

But as for me I'm long

Fuckin' me's a contact sport

8. Verse 6

[John Locke]

Check yourself Hobbes, ain't you heard of reason

Yo John Locke is cocked, and your ass is in season

Got a social contract--but no ideas are innate

And when I make ya come your mind'll be a blank slate

9. Hook

10. Verse 7

[Mary Wollstonecraft]

Look out y'all it's Mary Wollstonecraft

I gotta big up my ladies 'cuz we gettin' the shaft

Just 'cuz my ass is fly don't mean that I'm yo' toy

Give a girl an education--she be as smart as any boy

11. Verse 8

[Simone de Beauvoir]

Scuse me, M-Dubs, I got somethin' to say
These brothas make us othas

And act like it's okay

This patriarchy's whack--that shit gotta stop

I may be an other but I'm still on top!

12. Hook (alternate)

[Epicurean Girls]

What's the point of all the thinkin' if it don't feel good?

Make the beat drop baby make it all feel good

Have respect for women, don't it all feel good

Epicurus take me hooooooooome, baby

13. Verse 9

[Jonathan Edwards]

Jonathan Edwards, blowin' minds spittin' fi-yah

Fi-yah unda you, cuz God he knows that you a li-ah

Lyin' in his palm and you there 'cuz you a sinnah

Sinnah in his hands, and he roastin' you fo' dinnah.

14. Verse 10

[Gottfried Leibniz]

My calculus be infinitesimally small

But Gottfried Leibniz still knows how to ball

Just 'cuz there's evil in the world

Don't mean God ain't good

I make the ladies scream his name across my optimal hood

15. Hook

16. Verse 11

[René Descartes]

Yo perception's unreliable

But you can trust this one

I'll blow your mind out of your body

Like a bullet outta gun

And when the day comes that the lord calls for me

Decartes' tombstone gonna read "I ball therefore I be"

17. Verse 11

[John Rawls]

Let's slow it down nigga now this is John Rawls

If you don't like thought experiments then suck on my balls

If you think that was racist you don't get my tack

'Cuz I wouldn't hate on niggas if I might be black

Ladies line up if you think you got a chance

Hatas get behind the veil of ignorance

18. Outro

[Saint Augustine]

Shit boys

That was all way outta line

Youse fucked up

I'm out

Take these pears