Okay, so this is kind of hard to explain, but earlier today, I promised I'd do this (to no one in particular) and here I am, following through. I went to a pre-Thanksgiving dinner thing today and after a couple of courses and a couple of drinks (and many, many 90s classic singalongs--anyone remember Fastball?), all I wanted to was sleep. So I started mumbling about how I wanted to pass out under various, semi-therapeutic circumstances. Maybe you had to be there, and maybe I didn't have to write this list, but it was fun for me. And sometimes, you just have to put yourself first.
23. I just wanna drink a bottle of Nyquil and pass out while watching Heat.
22. I just wanna wrap myself in a fur coat and nap forever.
21. I just wanna crawl facefirst into a sleeping bag.
20. I just wanna crawl facefirst into a book bag.
19. I just wanna crawl facefirst into any kind of bag.
18. I just wanna take a shower while sleeping.
17. I just wanna take like, twelve Tylenol PMs and pass out in a closet.
16. I just wanna dip my face in warm milk and blow bubbles.
15. I just wanna dip my face in warm bubbles and blow milk.
14. I just wanna get all set up to watch some porn and fall asleep with my face on the keyboard.
13. I just wanna go all fetal position on the floor and dream about playing catch.
12. I just wanna get my belly rubbed by a big fat woman, while a little skinny woman scratches my head.
11. I just wanna fall asleep to Varsity Blues.
10. I just wanna fall asleep to the Friday Night Lights movie.
9. I just wanna fall asleep to the Friday Night Lights pilot.
8. I just wanna fall asleep to someone reading me the first chapter of the Friday Night Lights book.
7. I just wanna watch the end of V For Vendetta over and over again.
6. I just wanna put my face inside my pillow and half-sing showtunes.
5. I just wanna wrap my face in a hot towel and hum.
4. I just wanna have someone walk on my back while I stare off into the middle distance.
3. I just wanna collapse onto a floor made of pillows and listen to Nick Drake.
2. I just wanna be covered in cats.
1. I just wanna lie down and be kissed and not have to kiss back.