Top 19 Parts of the Body that I Like Because They Don't Get Cancer (or Hardly Ever)

At least I've never heard of anyone with cancer of the...

19. Fingernail

18. Hair

17. Teeth

16. Toenail

15. Heart

14. Soul

13. Mind

12. Passion

11. Uniqueness

10. J0uissance

9. Moustache

8. IQ

7. Femur

6. Taint

5. Optimism

4. Skepticism

3. Verve

2. Romantic idealism

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