Top 14

14. Helena, MT

What would otherwise be there: the years of the American Civil War

13. Hartford, CT

What would otherwise be there: the name of Canada's current Prime Minister

12. Baton Rouge, LA

What would otherwise be there: your ATM pin code

11.Montpelier, VT

What would otherwise be there: where you left your keys

10. Olympia, WA

What would otherwise be there: where you left the sheet on which you
wrote where you left your keys

9. Carson City, NV

What would otherwise be there: where you left your car

8. Topeka, KS

What would otherwise be there: the name of that one song, the one that
goes "doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-dooo, doo doo doot! dooooooo...do-doooooo"

7. Jefferson City, MO

What would otherwise be there: how many days you have left to live

6. Harrisburg, PA

What would otherwise be there: your nephew's name

5. Frankfort, KY

What would otherwise be there: your wife's name

4. Trenton, NJ

What would otherwise be there: your name

3. Lansing, MI

What would otherwise be there: a bullet (because of that weird mugger
who threatened to kill you if you didn't know the capital of Michigan)

2. Annapolis, MD

What would otherwise be there: a knife (because the mugger kept asking
questions, and had a really strange system planned out)

1. Pierre, SD

What would otherwise be there: Bismarck, ND