6. Pandarus, the broker of the illicit relationship between the titular characters
Verb derived: to pander
Meaning: to tempt with, appeal to, or assist in the gratification of
5. Hector, the one Trojan soldier greater than Troilus
Verb derived: to hector
Meaning: to bully, especially by condescendingly calling another warrior, "Almost good enough to save Troy. Almost."
4. Troilus, the warrior who falls madly in love with Criseyde
Verb derived: to troil
Meaning: to fall in love with someone and then be a huge whiny pussy about it that faints every other second
3. Criseyde, the Trojan who betrays Troilus for a Greek lover
Verb derived: to crise
Meaning: to be a bitch
2. Deiphebus, the brother to Troilus who hosts a dinner
Verb derived: to deiphe
Meaning: to have absolutely no plot function and deserve to be edited out
1. Achilles, the Greek who slays Troilus in the work's tragic finish
Verb derived: to achille
Meaning: to be the Greek who slays Troilus in a work's tragic finish
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