Top 20 Shaq Twitter Posts

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20. Shaq on happiness, tautologies:

The best way to secure happiness is 2 b az happy as u can everyday Shaquille oneal 7:26 PM Dec 8th from txt

19. Shaq on disaster relief:

Just landed in new orleans, how come it still looks like nothin has been done, whos in charge 3:56 PM Dec 2ndfrom txt

18. Shaq on leadership, care of the Greeks:

He who has never learned to obey, cannot b a good commander The big aristotle 9:53 PM Dec 1st from txt

17. Shaq on Plaxico "Plexico" Burress:

Is plexico in trouble, mayor bloomberg sounded mad 1:05 PM Dec 1st from txt

16. Shaq on ANOVAs?:

Im fellin good anova shaq quote Seekin input from strangers, may help u make better decisions 10:41 PM Nov 29th from txt

15. Shaq on measured charity:

Startn 2morro if u c a homeless person, feedem, only if u can 10:28 PM Nov 29th from txt

14. Shaq on what the hell, Shaq--are you trying to say that when songs get stuck in your head, it's because a ghost is singing them to you?:

How come i have the mr rogers neighborhhood theme song stuk n my head, iz he still alive 8:05 AM Nov 29thfrom txt

13. Shaq on Rob's hometown:

Why do they call minneapolis, the twin cities, nobody here looks a like, waaa waaa waaaaaa 1:54 PM Nov 26thfrom txt

12. Shaq on Politics, Pt. 1:

Does anyone have the names of the 14 people bush gave pardons 10:35 PM Nov 24th from txt

11. Shaq on fake medical conditions, vampires:

Cant sleep i think i maay have mental imsomnia, plus im watchn the lost boys 10:59 PM Nov 23rd from txt

10. Shaq on his roots, vampires again:

Watchn true blood, thats were i was born and raised, dat vampire town, shaqula has been discovered aaaaggggh 8:41 PM Nov 23rd from txt

9. Shaq on his astronomical background, Greg Oden:

Last nite i told greg oden , "we r not the same, i am a martian" 1:09 PM Nov 23rd from txt

8. Shaq on minimalism:

Man 11:55 PM Nov 21st from txt

7. Shaq on his sleeping habits, vampires once more:

@phoenixsunsgirl i'm a vampire i neva sleep shaqula 11:46 PM Nov 21st from txt in reply to PhoenixSunsGirl

6. Shaq on Politics, Pt. 2:

Did mrs clinton really take da job 11:44 PM Nov 21st from txt

5. Shaq on his son, and things that no one doubts:

I'm watchn my 8 yr old son play, i'm jealous hes a better free throw shoota 7:21 PM Nov 21st from txt

4. Shaq on strange ways to express fatigue:

Just helped a man push his car, schwww im tired 5:42 PM Nov 21st from txt

3. Shaq on trends, Steve Nash:

Sittin next to steve nash, tryna get hi to join twitter 6:58 PM Nov 20th from txt

2. Shaq on manly expressions of affection:

Just saw the the great phil jackson, gave him a kiss on da cheek 6:58 PM Nov 20th from txt

1. Shaq on himself:

Good morning everyone. Let me give you all a hint on how to relate to me, Shaquille O'neal I have a sense of humor I am very quotatious ...... 9:47 AM Nov 18th from txt