Urbandictionary.com, if you are unfamiliar with it, is a website where people submit definitions to slang terms or neologisms, and others vote on what the best definitions for those terms are. The game that I discovered involves looking up a relatively common slang term--even better if it's sexual--and going to the very last page or two of entries for it, that is, the ones that have been voted as the worst by other users. The results are astonishing. Let me present to you, the most inaccurate and/or incoherent definitions of common slang on Urban Dictionary, complete with the real example sentence. (All swearing, typos, and sexism/racism have been left intact. Also, please fill free to join the game by submitting some terrible definitions in the comments.)
20. schlong
A very feminine woman.
She is such a schlong lady.
19. pimp
a newport cigarette
do you have a pimp?
18. skeet
Perjoratively used to refer to something of a small size.
That dress is extra skeet!
17. cock
Slang term for vagina used commonly in the Southern States.
That stripper's got a fat-ass cock.
16. badonkadonk
The males genital parts.
He go thit in his badonkadonk
15. chode
A pubic hair.
You ought to shave your chodes dude.
14. fingerbang
The act of forming a gun with ones hand, with the index and sometimes also middle finger as the barrel, and pretending to shoot at someone. Sometimes one exclaims a "BAM!" or "Bam-eti-bam!" at the same time, indicating that one has "bammed" (i.e. beated or mastered in some way" the person being fingerbanged.
Ha, I won! Bam-eti-bam! *fingerbangs*
13. knob
Someone requiring complete custodial care.
"You're such a knob!!"
12. pwned
meaning pimiping women, nigguh, especially divas
dayummm i was totally pwned last night
Someone who rubs their face and lick duckbutter
man that guy had a butterface
10. doofus
a very cute boy who is amazing in every way
milo is a doofus and i love him
9. camel toe
When a guy's junk is hanging out of his shorts. Esp. at the beach when it gets all sandy and funky.
OMG, your dad totally has a camel toe. No, no, don't look.
8. circle jerk
there are many definitions of circle jerk, but one of the unknown ones is that a circle jerk is a man who finds a group of lesbians at a party or club, and watches them freak, and then the guy jacks off and gets horny. (my friend told me about this one.)
i dont know wut to write for an example...lol
7. clusterfuck
A bunch of assclowns running around disorderly, stepping on each others heads as they gather to the fuck-hall in which they engage in a humongous group-sex orgy.
1. The UN is a big clusterfuck
2. Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry is just a clusterfuck.
6. bearded clam
fish scented dental floss
Stay away from the bearded clam.
5. grundle
the male penis (dick, pizzle, shlong, ect.)
You got a hell of a grundle man.
4. shitfaced
when you get so f*cked up that you shit on the ground and pass out in it, then you wake up and its on your face
After passing out in her brother bathroom, Christy Cosmo woke up shitfaced.
3. cumshot
hot sauce that comes out of a man/woman's genatillia
2. fanny
1. mexican smugaling titty licking rectum munching asian driver who complains that the world is going to shambles and it's being cotrolled by assholes when really he are an asshole causee you drive like shit AND he'd fucking dumb because china is the one who is taking over world.
a.k.a.
2.ignorant slut
FUCKIN FUCK IT'S FANNY. *runs*
1. bastard
a pile of sticks
5 comments:
dude these are awful
i love camel toe and cycle jerk but it would have been funnier if he said he was also cycling
Cycle Jerk? Are you some kind of dyslexic fucking retard?
Lmao!
Derpy derpity dumb.
The bearded clam definition. My sides have blasted into orbit
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