The Dark Knight, as we learned, was darkest just before Dawn. How is Dawn? Pretty bright. Almost too bright, actually. The light kinda gets in Batman's eyes.
11. The Retired Wrestler
Might he wrestle one last match? Nope. He's retired.
10. Changeling 2: This Time It's Actually a Sci-Fi Movie
Made with the intention of appeasing those who went to a film called Changeling and were treated to a total of zero alien shapeshifters.
9. Vicky Cristina Elena Maria Sonja Melinda Portland
Vicky and Cristina take some friends to a new location.
WALL-E questions his relevence when Eve is wooed by a smooth-talking brother robot with the titular name.
7. Non-Dairy Creamer
After the tragic loss of Milk, a healthier substitute is found.
6. Revolutionary Garage
Tagline: "Every road ends somewhere."
5. Rachel Getting Divorced
Rachel then draws Anne Hathaway's character into her next deadly addiction: chocolate. Written by the woman who draws Cathy.
Robert Frost must switch faces with Nicholas Cage to increase the ratings of his TV interview show.
3. Slumdog Wife Swap
In his appearance on another game show, Slumdog Millionaire's protagonist is again accused of cheating. By his wife. Cheating, like sex.
2. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button 2: Return to the Womb
Speaks for itself. Spans 9 months instead of 80 years.
90 minutes of Philip Seymour Hoffman molesting a boy. This time he definitely did it.