Friday, January 23, 2009

Top 23 Literary Characters Chosen in a Literary Character Fantasy Baseball Draft

Pitchers and catchers report to Spring Training in two weeks!

23. Sal Paradise, right field

22. Amory Blaine, first base

21. Newland Archer, pitcher

20. John Yossarian, pitcher

19. Leo Proudhammer, left field

18. Quentin Compson, catcher

17. Coalhouse Walker, left field

16. Dean Moriarty, closer

15. Eugene Gant, middle relief

14. Michael Pemulis, pitcher

13. Macon "Milkman" Dead III, third base

12. Tyrone Slothrop, third base

11. Billy Pilgrim, centerfield

10. Rabbit Angstrom, utility infielder

9. Pedro Romero, first base

8. Bigger Thomas, right field

7. Seymour Glass, closer

6. Saleem Sinai, second base

5. Aureliano Buendia, shortstop

4. Jake Barnes, catcher

3. Nick Carraway, third base

2. Alexander Portnoy, centerfield

1. Philip Marlowe, pitcher


neonspecs said...

I think Philip Marlowe would be the top pick for fantasy anything draft, except maybe Top 12 Shy Guys.

Rob said...

Mike Pemulis would prefer to play Eschaton. :-| But Saleem Sinai will smell a double-play coming from like an inning away.

Peter said...

All I'm saying is that the dude could be a two sport star. A Deion Sanders type, without the awful, awful suits.