Top 15 Symbols That Will Probably Never Be Used to Represent Any Religion

Christians have the cross.  Jews have the star.  Muslims have that star-and-crescent thing that seems to have a star somewhat improbably covering part of the moon.  But I'm guessing that no religion will ever start using any of the following...

15. The copyright symbol

14. The biohazard symbol

13. The jolly roger

  

12. The men's bathroom symbol

It would manage to be both be exclusionarily sexist and demeaning to your own religion.

11. The smiley face

10. The smiley emoticon

9. The international symbol of marriage

I apologize for how mind-numbingly stupid that one is, but it's like the fifth thing you get if you Google "symbol," and I thought I ought to share about the dumbest visual joke I have ever seen.

8. The Batman symbol

7. The Ouroboros

Not because it's not an awesome symbol--it is--but most of the religious meetings would degenerate into discussions of how the hell to pronounce this damn word.

6. Quincunx

Similar to the above, but with the added possibility of accidentally saying "cunt" when you pronounce it wrong.

5. The fasces

And here is where the name problems reach a head.  I don't know if it's worse that it sounds like "fascist" or worse that it sounds like "feces"

4. The "Caution: Wet Floor" sign

3. The peace sign

This part is my biting satire because religion is antithetical to peace. B-)

2. The chemical symbol for iron

1. The swastika.

Oh, wait, never mind.