2. A GE health care-centric plotline, with Kenneth never having been sick but then getting sick (30 Rock)
I think we can all agree, however, that my version of a GE health-care plotline was superior, because it included this exchange.
Whillikers, I just realized I’ve never been sick! is this going to be like that one movie with Bruce Willis?
I can assure you, Kenneth, that this is going to be almost nothing like Hudson Hawk.
1. A joke about how the deep Iraqi cultural meaning of the journalist throwing his shoes at Bush was "I want to hit you with my shoes" (The Colbert Report)
Dammit, I wrote this joke as the center of a Stewart-Oliver discussion piece.
Well, Jon, in Islamic parts of the world, throwing your shoe at someone’s head has a very specific cultural meaning.
And what is that?
It means you would like that person to get hit in the head with a shoe.