21. lying in wait -
20. selling hash for cash in Des Moines, Iowa -
19. perched ten-thousand feet above sea level, devouring a raw fish -
18. right behind you! - Andrew Ridgley
17. weeping softly outside of 30 Rockefeller Plaza - Kel
16. weeping softly inside of 30 Rockefeller Plaza -
15. locked in a cast-iron box, suspended above Trafalgar Square -
14. in suspended animation on a probe orbiting Saturn -
13. on an urgent mission to the nearest Arby's -
12. waking up in a bed that isn't his, in clothes that don't belong to him -
11. hosting "Hey There, Tacoma!" -
10. lingering, somewhere outside of Burbank -
9. chief Nantucket Fact Checker for Nantucket Nectars, based in Nantucket, MA -
8. claims adjuster to the stars -
7. currently starring in the stage-play "And What Do You Have to Say For Yourself, Mister Prime Minister?" in Paris, France -
6. exists only in your dreams -
5. exists only in your worst nightmares -
4. sleeping soundly at his ranch outside of Austin, TX, clothed entirely in meat - Lou Bega
3. imprisoned for a crime he did not commit - Joseph Gordon-Levitt
2. haunted by a past he cannot remember -
1. preoccupied with a sandwich he cannot finish -
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